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Why Is Porn So Awful?
(7 October 2007)
Does anybody actually have sex like they do in porn movies? Presumably the point of porn is to allow the viewer to vicariously live out a fantasy. But if that's the case, then shouldn't screen-sex be like the sex we would want to have?
A Phallic Obsession
(16 September 2007)
Biologically speaking, the penis is nothing but a delivery system for sperm. But what shapes it takes! If you think there's a lot of variety in the locker room, you should see the cock collection at the Icelandic Phallological Museum...
The Male Period
(1 September 2007)
The idea that men experience a monthly cycle is not new. After all, our default blueprint is female. In fact, were it not for the expression of a single gene on the Y chromosome sometime in the second month of gestation, men would be morphologically female...
The Last Taboo
(16 August 2007)
Everyone might agree that incest is icky, but that doesn't explain why it's icky...
The Sleep Stiffy (1 August 2007)
Because the morning erection coincides with the need to pee, many men think that their stiffy is related to the urine buildup in their bladder. But this isn't actually the case...
Cycling And The Limp Dick
(16 July 2007)
It was with some dismay that I read recently that too much cycling (anything more than 3 hours a week) can result in permanent impotence. This isn't exactly a new issue, however. Hippocrates, the ancient Greek physician, described how limp-dick syndrome was a common affliction affecting horse-riders...
Plushies
(4 July 2007)
Plushophiles, or plushies for short, is a general term that describes people who like stuffed animals. But a subset of this group gets turned-on by the idea of having sex with these toys. Now, thanks to the Internet, these people no longer have to sit alone in their room, rubbing up against Miss Piggy while their tears of joy co-mingle with tears of shame...
Asleep On The Job - Sexsomnia
(18 June 2007)
Sexsomnia is an umbrella term for any sexual behavior (masturbation, intercourse, fondling, taking dirty etc.) that manifests itself while the perpetrator is unconscious. Interestingly, the incidence of sexsomnia appears to be on the rise, with experts attributing this to a growing public awareness of the problem...
The Holy Penis
(6 June 2007)
Religious folks screamed blasphemy when a chocolate sculpture of a naked, crucified Jesus was about to go on display in New York recently; but who knows, maybe a Jesus with his tool on display might be just the thing to get people back in church...
The Mating Dance: The Eyes Have It
(20 May 2007)
Extended eye contact (more than two seconds) between men is usually aggressive in intent. Between men and women, it denotes sexual or romantic interest and is known as the "pre-copulatory gaze". Essentially, if you hold someone's gaze for any duration, you're either going to fight or get laid...
XYY - One Chromosome Too Many
(6 May 2007)
The belief that males born with an extra Y chromosome are genetically predisposed towards criminality has been around for 50 years. But is XYY really a defect? While it's been shown that XYY males are not the natural born criminals they were thought to be, that doesn't mean that the extra Y chromosome doesn't have an effect...
The Appropriation Of "Gay"
(23 April 2007)
I suspect the application of the word "gay" in reference to homosexuals grew out of the fact that many of the�gay�men of the gay nineties and gay Paris were... um... gay. To be gay you had to have a kind of insouciant flair. Youth, wit, good looks and a nifty top hat didn't hurt either...
The Virginity Trap
(15 April 2007)
Perfectly decent non-ugly guys can find it extraordinarily difficult to get laid, which means that 30 year-old male virgins are more common than you might think. While female virginity is rarely a turn-off for men, most women do seem to prefer to sleep with someone who has experience...
Moobs (2 April 2007)
It's been estimated that 65 percent of adolescent males develop some degree of enlarged breast tissue. There's even a term for it - gynecomastia, meaning, literally: "woman's breasts." An odd choice given that it's women who normally have breasts. It's like calling an enlarged clitoris a man-dick...
What�s Average? (26 March 2007)
At some point, usually in adolescence, almost every guy measures himself if only as an act of reassurance. The first ruler was invented in 1675 and I�m guessing it was measuring some guy�s dick before 1676...
PE FAQ (12 March 2007)
A comprehensive review of all methods claimed to lengthen and widen the penis, covering surgery, penis pumps, extenders, jelqing (natural penis enlargement), pills and patches...
Blue Balls
(18 February 2007)
When I was a young man, there was a theory amongst young feminists that "blue balls" were a fiction invented by horny guys, part of a gender-wide conspiracy to guilt girls into sleeping with them. But as anyone with first hand knowledge knows, blue balls are the real deal and they really do hurt...
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
(11 February 2007)
Looked at objectively, love is really a mental illness. It involves elements of delusion, addiction and obsessive compulsion. It can take you from the peaks of euphoria to the depths of depression faster and deeper than any cycle of manic depression. It can propel otherwise normal people to acts of suicide and murder. If love was a drug it would be banned...
The Penis Meets 20th Century Science - The War On Erectile Dysfunction - Part V
(4 February 2007)
The 20th century will be remembered for the A-bomb, the Beatles, a couple of world wars, and of course, Weird Al Yankovic. But for the penis-centrics amongst us it will also be remembered as the time that science finally rolled up its sleeves to solve the problem of erectile dysfunction...
The Testicle Transplant Craze - The War On Erectile Dysfunction - Part IV
(29 January 2007)
Russian surgeon, Serge Voronoff, came up with a brand new testicle transplantation technique using chimps as donors. This was partly out of convenience and partly because Voronoff thought it unethical to "remove the source of vigor from a young man for the sake of making an old man young." While there is no doubt that Voronoff fully believed in the rejuvenating powers of "monkey grafts," he will be remembered as one of the greatest hucksters in medical history...
Science Discovers The Penis - The War Against Erectile Dysfunction - Part III
(22 January 2007)
A strange thing happened to me the other night. My wife suggested we have sex. This was strange in that I'm the guy that usually initiates such things. After years of trial and error I have basically adopted the shotgun strategy. I initiate all the time. In bed, in the bath, driving home, while eating corn flakes. Because you never know when she might just say yes! But what was unusual this time is that she wanted it and I couldn't...
Impotentia Maleficium - The War Against Erectile Dysfunction - Part II
(15 January 2007)
As the dark ages darkened, the idea of impotence as the working of malevolent spirits reasserted itself big time. Now, instead of Gods doing the dirty work it was demons operating at the behest of... you guessed it... women...
Aphrodisiacs � The Beginning Of The War Against Erectile Dysfunction
(8 January 2007)
Almost every culture has developed some concoction that serves to enhance male sexual vigor. While some were innocuous (various herbs and oils), a number were either disgusting (frog bones, monkey dung, nail clippings, semen, bat blood, menstrual blood etc.) or painful (cayenne peppers swallowed or rubbed directly on the penis). It would seem that the concept of "No-Pain-No-Gain" goes back a long way...
The Broken Penis
(1 January 2007)
The penis is normally strong and flexible. If it wasn't, Puppetry of the Penis would be a truly gruesome affair. But as the penis elongates during erection the tough fibrous tissue that sheaths the spongy corpus cavernosa becomes stretched thin. The first indication that something has gone wrong is an audible cracking sound. That's right, folks, you can actually hear your penis snap. The second thing you'll hear is a high pitched screaming sound coming from your mouth...
The Partying Penis And The Horny Hangover
(18 December 2006) According to the card people, Hallmark, more people have birthdays between August and October than at any other time of the year. It's not just a statistical anomaly either. Year after year the same pattern repeats itself. Could it be that all the party season's horny hangovers are responsible for this surge in conceptions?
Foreskin Restoration
(11 December 2006) Foreskins supposedly feel great. They're a natural part of our sexual apparatus. Yeah, they require cleaning but so what? Is there a man out there who would be seriously chagrined at having to spend more time playing with his dick? On balance it's no contest. Having a foreskin beats not having one. But how far would you be willing to go to get one?
Intersex - The Third Gender
(3 December 2006) Every birth announcement card carries the essential information on the front cover. "It's a Boy!" or "It's a Girl!" Defining ourselves as one or the other is what gives us status as humans. We live in a bi-gendered world and you're either pink or you're blue. But what do you call a baby with a vagina and a penis?
In Search Of The Male G-Spot (27 November 2006) The pleasurable, and sometimes orgasmic, effects of gentle prostate massage through the rectal walls have been known for millennia. The degree of pleasurable response varies from man to man, but many who have submitted to prostatic manipulation attest that it can result in (take your pick) explosive/transformative/mind blowing/earth-shattering/whole body/out-of-body orgasms...
A Prostate Enlargement Primer (20 November 2006) The prostate is one of those body parts that young men never think about. Dick - check. Balls - check. Prostate - huh? Whazzzat? We're aware that something called the prostate exists. We're aware that it has something to do with why the old fart in front of us is hogging the urinal while we've got seven beers screaming to get out...
The Science Of Sex And Smell
(13 November 2006) Sexual attraction is a mysterious process that we almost always try to rationalize. After all, partner choices can be the most important decisions we'll ever make and it's maddening to think that we may not be in control of our own destiny. But mating decisions were being mediated by the sense of smell long before abstract thought evolved...
The Case For Penis Pruning
(6 November 2006) There are two sides to every issue and circumcision is no different. You wouldn't know it from trawling the Internet though. There is a lamentable lack of balance on the subject of circumcision. On one side, circumcision is the moral equivalent of pitch-forking babies onto bonfires; on the other, circumcision is clean, sexy and as American as apple pie...
HPV - Warts And All (30 October 2006) Men are the Typhoid Marys of cervical cancer. We carry the human papillomavirus (HPV) that causes genital warts which in turn, can lead to cancer of the cervix. Even worse, there is evidence that prostaglandin, a hormone found in semen, fuels the growth of cervical cancer...
The Unpredictable Erection
(23 October 2006) The nervous systems connected to the penis aren't subject to conscious control, so you can't will yourself to have an erection anymore than you can will yourself to stop having one. What you can control, however, are the thoughts and sensations that...
When A Penis Becomes A Handicap
(16 October 2006) Right now we're at a tipping point, and ground-zero is the classroom, where girls are consistently outperforming boys. They score higher in scholastic achievement and are already over-represented in colleges and universities. This is a complete reversal from a generation ago and no one knows why it's happening...
Chemical Castration: Freedom From The Madness Of Passion
(9 October 2006) Testosterone causes baldness, acts as a fuel for prostate cancer and makes us behave like horny idiots. Despite the discomfort and risk, however, most men wouldn't elect to banish desire from their lives. But for some men, there's no choice...
Testosterone And Baldness
(2 October 2006) A genetic propensity for baldness is not all that's required to make your hair fall out. What are also needed are androgens. Specifically, the androgens produced in your testicles...
Will Science Make Men An Endangered Species? (25 September 2006) We may take out the trash and do the heavy lifting, but in reality we exist solely to pass on our genes. Everything else we do - from building bombs to burping babies - is indirectly in the service of shuffling the genetic deck between generations. But now that scientists have created a viable embryo without sperm, could our time be running out?
A Penis Doesn't Always Make A Man (18 September 2006) If it's got a Y chromosome it's a he; end of story, right? Well, not quite. Having a dick and balls is a strong indicator, but it's not absolute. There are two well documented exceptions to the rule: XY chromosome females and XX males. And androgen insensitivity can produce a whole spectrum of gender mash-ups, from males to hermaphrodites to smokin' hot babes...
Choosing Gender: Unnatural Selection? (11 September 2006) Gender selection is fraught with controversy, but whatever your ethical stance on the practice, you shouldn't deceive yourself into thinking that it's entirely new. Gender selection has been with us a long, long time...
The Penis Preference
(4 September 2006)
Kick-ass female characters are everywhere these days. But Buffy, Lara Croft and other icons of grrrl power aren't the celebration of the feminine so much as the celebration of the masculine in the guise of the feminine. After all these years of male diminishment and female ascendance, it's still better to be a boy...
Testosterone The Key To Embryo Sex Selection?
(28 August 2006)
More boys than girls were born following the two world wars - presumably nature's way of replenishing the decimated male gender. But how did nature "know" that a great chunk of the male gender had been killed off? And how did nature then tweak the sex ratio to fix things? The answer may surprise you and it could also open a Pandora�s Box of unrestricted DIY embryo sex selection...
Do Android Chicks Dream Of Electric Dicks?
(21 August 2006)
If your expectation of a sexbot is based on Zhora or Pris from Blade Runner, then what's available using today's technologies may disappoint you. But booty-boffins believe that the perfect animatronic sex partner will be built in the not too distant future...
Can�t We Just Cuddle?
(14 August 2006)
Wars between primitive tribes were less about scarce resources than they were about procuring women to have sex with. Now, you might think that because there's a roughly fifty-fifty ratio of boys-to-girls at birth, and many more men than women die stupidly in the prime of life; that there should be enough women to go around, but unfortunately, it isn't so. The reason? Men want to have sex more than women. A lot more...
Error: Penis Not Found
(7 August 2006)
In the decades since the word Teledildonics was coined, there have been numerous attempts to realize its true potential. In fact, a certain subset of techno geeks have approached the enterprise with the kind of zeal and single-minded purpose that was harnessed to put a man on the moon. But unfortunately, we appear to be a long way from being able to stretch out on a holo-bed with a VR version of Jessica Rabbit...
Well Hung: Death By Orgasm
(31 July 2006)
Autoerotic asphyxia (AEA) typically involves strangling oneself while masturbating to "enhance" the sensations of orgasm. Officially, more than 500 young men die in America each year from AEA related accidents but the real number is thought to be much higher. The under-reporting is likely due to both the unwillingness of parents to disclose the nature of their son's death and investigators missing the tell-tale indicators of AEA and instead classing the death as suicide...
Mr. Sperm Goes To War
(24 July 2006)
As we revealed last week, Mr. Sperm has grown from a run-of-the-mill round cell into a lean, mean fertilizing machine. The last we saw of him, Mr. Sperm had just been ejaculated into a vagina; about to begin the spermatological equivalent of running the Boston Marathon. Sure, only one can win but they all get to participate, right? Wrong. For a closer analogy, think of the first fifteen minutes of Saving Private Ryan...
Mr. Sperm: An Unauthorized Biography
(17 July 2006)
Sperm don't have existential angst, which is probably just as well. If they had brains and self-awareness they might well be intimidated by the daunting journey that lies before them � ejaculation into the great unknown. Indeed, the biography of a single sperm is one of the greatest stories never told. At stake is nothing less than the continuation of life itself. Every person and animal that has ever walked the Earth is the product of an incredible victory of one lone cell against almost impossible odds...
The Castrati: Giving Up Your Balls For St Paul
(10 July 2006)
Between 1600 and 1850, in the interests of producing men with high-pitched voices, thousands of Italian boys were gelded like cattle. The boy was strapped to a table, a piece of twine was tied around his scrotum to cut off blood flow and a sharp knife was used to slice off his testicles. The resulting wound was then cauterized with a red-hot poker or molten tar. If the kid survived the operation and the inevitable infection that followed, he would become - if he was very, very lucky - a member of the celebrated operatic elite known as the castrati...
The Conspicuous Penis: Crotch Watching
(3 July 2006)
The secret's out. Women like nothing better than a spot of "crotch-watching." And get this: they almost all do it and they do it a lot. A man's crotch is the first thing they check out after the face. And forget about the rest of the body parts women are supposedly attracted to. According to a recent survey, face and crotch were 45 percent and 38 percent respectively. Hands, chest, butt, hair, abs etc. all polled in the single digits. On the face of it, it seems women are more obsessed with our penises than we are...
Auto-Fellatio: If You Want Something Done Right, Do It Yourself
(26 June 2006)
Admit it. If you could you would. Or at the very least, you'd try it. And with sufficient training in yogic techniques, even the most feckless couch-potato can learn to fellate himself. The problem with yoga, of course, is that it involves subjecting oneself to a whole program, a philosophy even. You can't just walk into a yoga class and say: "Here's my fifty bucks. I just want to learn the part that will enable me to suck my own dick..."
Gaydar: What's The Signal?
(19 June 2006)
There is little doubt that gaydar, at least in some form, is real. How else would homosexuals have been able to find each other in less tolerant days, when declaring one's homosexuality was a suicidal move? Yet find each other they obviously did. Oscar Wilde enjoyed his first homosexual kiss when he was 16. Unless one supposes that Oscar went around willy-nilly smooching the boys of Dublin before finally landing on one that kissed back, one is left to conclude that kisser and kissee must have recognized something in the other before puckering up...
Penis Problems: Phimosis
(12 June 2006)
Unlike with infant circumcision, no one seems to have gone to the trouble of compiling statistical data on adult circumcision, but a quick glance at medical websites reveals a sizeable medical sub-industry in adult foreskin excision. Guys out there are freely choosing to hack off chunks of their dicks. What the hell for? Well, the overwhelming rationale for adult circumcision is medical necessity and it turns out that the foremost "necessity" is phimosis...
HIV And Circumcision
(5 June 2006)
Circumcision has sometimes been described as a solution in search of a problem. In the mid-19th century the problem was masturbation. Then it was syphilis. In the 1930s it was penile cancer. And let's not forget phimosis, balanitis and getting your dick caught in your zipper. It seems that with the passing of time the purported problems have gotten more trivial. Small wonder then that circumcision is on the wane. But suddenly, there's a big problem - AIDS...
The American Penis: In Circumcision We Trust
(29 May 2006)
In the mid 20th century the vast majority of males in the English speaking world were circumcised shortly after birth. By the end of the century the percentage (excepting the U.S.) hovered in the single digits. In New Zealand and Britain the neo-natal circumcision rate is below one percent. It is a stunning reversal, a medical about-face in the same league as Thalidomide. But it didn't happen overnight. It happened in different times and places for different reasons...
When Circumcision Was The Cure For Everything
(22 May 2006)
While mandated for Jews under God's law and for Muslims under the rationale that Mohammed had it done, various attempts have been made to apply a more logical rationale to circumcision. Maimonides, the 12th century Jewish theologian, argued that circumcision was necessary "to bring about a decrease in sexual intercourse and a weakening of the organ." But it wasn't until the 19th century that Dr. Louis Sayre single-handedly established circumcision as the cure-all for a multitude of diseases and ailments...
In Search Of The Holy Foreskin
(15 May 2006)
Stigmata, bleeding crucifixes, weeping statues - Christendom has embraced some pretty strange stuff. But the strangest of them all has to be the Holy Foreskin. Let's not be shy about this, we're talking about a piece of Jesus' dick, paraded through the streets for events like the Feast of the Circumcision. But thieves made off with it one night in 1983, and no one quite knows what happened to it...
Circumcision Through The Ages
(8 May 2006)
The earliest reference to circumcision is provided in an Egyptian bas relief dated around 2400 BCE. Now it seems to me that this could just as easily be interpreted as a Nubian hand-job. What is purported to be a knife looks more like a jar of hand-lotion, and everyone appears to be having a good time, but hey, who am I to argue with the experts...
The Long And Painful History Of Circumcision
(1 May 2006)
So many disparate cultures practice, or have practiced, circumcision, that one is driven to wonder if there isn�t some inborn human proclivity to hack off chunks of our dicks. Where does the idea come from? Were a bunch of Neanderthals hanging around the campfire feeling bored and looking for something new to do with their stone axes?
Forsaking The Foreskin
(24 April 2006)
According to a vocal group of anti-circumcision activists, a great wrong was perpetrated against men of my generation. Not only were we subjected to unnecessary pain and risk, we were forever deprived of the most glorious part of our anatomy - our foreskins. And I gotta say, while I harbor no ill will against my parents or the doctors who strongly recommended the procedure (you were thought to be an irresponsible parent if you didn't agree to the operation), I'm starting to wonder if the activists might have it right...
The Nurture And Nature Of Homophobia
(10 April 2006)
I finally saw Brokeback Mountain last night. I�d read the reviews and heard glowing reports from my friends, but I�d been putting it off because frankly, the truth is, I can�t stand to see two men kiss. Does that make me a homophobe? Maybe so, but if it does, then I�m not your average homophobe. Perhaps I'm homophobe-lite...
Fear, Loathing And The Little Bitty Penis
(3 April 2006)
It might be acceptable for a gorgeous babe to express contempt for your character; but it�s another thing entirely for her to be contemptuous of your penis. You can call a fascist pig a fascist pig and his masculinity will remain intact. But suggest, within earshot of others (especially the press) that he�s got a little bitty dick and his ego will deflate so fast you�ll hear the hissing sound...
Growers And Show-ers
(27 March 2006)
Why, you might ask, is there such variation in flaccid penis length? Why are there growers and show-ers? The answer is clearly genetic and I think lies with cold weather adaptation. Thanks to frostbite, it�s easy to see how the grower gene would spread. Neanderthal women may have all laughed at the poor grower with his shriveled-up little dick, but after the hunting party was caught in a few blizzards, he was the only guy left with a tool...
Howard Stern � Rescuing The Small Guy From Ignominy
(20 March 2006)
This DJ�s downsized penis is legendary, not because of its size (or lack of it) but because of what it has accomplished. Rasputin�s may have helped bring down the Romanovs and usher in the age of communism, but it didn�t act alone. Howard�s penis, on the other hand, has single-handedly shifted the beefstick zeitgeist...
Napoleon � The Little General
(13 March 2006)
You�ve probably heard the rumor, but in case you haven�t, it goes like this: somebody chopped off Napoleon�s penis, it�s still around somewhere, and buddy, it is small. Not just changing clothes while facing the corner small. We�re talking pinkie finger, �is it in yet� small...
Penis Plastination - An Afterlife For Your Appendage
(6 March 2006)
Let�s say you�re in the end stage of some awful disease and you�re headed for the existential abyss, but you want very much to give your soon to be widowed wife the best part of yourself. She�s always had a sentimental attachment to it and what the hell, you won�t need it where you�re going...
Preserving Your Penis For Posterity
(27 February 2006)
Got a cock that deserves recognition from the masses? Thanks to intrepid penis casting pioneers, there are a number of ways to preserve your dick in all its raging, tumescent glory...
Rock Stars Getting Plastered
(20 February 2006)
Cynthia Plaster Caster�s story begins in the swinging sixties when she was given an art assignment to make a plaster cast of something solid that would hold its shape. In a stroke of genius, Cynthia hit upon the notion of casting a guy�s dick, and surprise, surprise, the idea was an immediate hit...
The Myth Of Dillinger�s Dick
(13 February 2006)
The Smithsonian Institute regularly gets besieged by deluded dick enthusiasts asking to see what they believe is the most legendary penis of all time, the 15 inch - no, make that 20 inch, no, make that 22 inch - penis of John Dillinger...
Rasputin's Knob � The Greatest Penis Of Them All?
(6 February 2006)
It seems to me that the title of Greatest Dick of Them All shouldn�t just be a matter of dimensions. The possessor should be someone of note, or better still, notoriety. There should be a story behind it. And if these are indeed the criteria, then there�s really no contest. The greatest dick of them all, the undisputed king of the dicks, belonged to none other than Russia�s infamous love machine, Rasputin.
Penile Tissue Engineering
(30 January 2006)
Tissue engineering - where replacement body parts are grown in the laboratory - has allowed scientists to grow new penile erectile tissue for animals. And while it might sound like science fiction, researchers believe that it won�t be too long before this technology can be used to create a whole new penis...
Forearm Phalloplasty - How To Grow A Penis
(23 January 2006)
Pioneered by Russians surgeons, radial forearm free flap phalloplasty is the new way to create a penis from scratch. The new penis is grown using the skin on the forearm, shaped into a penis and then reattached down below...
Penile Amputation � The Stuff Of Nightmares
(16 January 2006)
The vast majority of men die with the dicks they were born with, but penile amputation does occur, and when it does it�s devastating. We men care deeply about our dicks. How deeply? We�re talking the equivalent of a limb or two here, with maybe an eyeball thrown in for good measure. But let�s get down to the, err, nub of the matter. What happens when your dick gets lopped off?
Don�t Stick It In There!
(9 January 2006)
I�ve been having nightmares lately; brought on by reading urology journals and learning about all the weird and horrifying ways that guys manage to mangle their manhood. Case after case of horror stories told in the most clinical and detached manner of men who had no idea when they woke up in the morning that they would be undergoing penile reconstruction surgery before nightfall. So, in the interests of penis conservation around the globe, I want to pass on a few simple rules, which if followed, will significantly reduce the chances of your dick being decimated...
You Put It WHERE???
(2 January 2006)
Given our predilection to play with our penises, it�s not surprising that some guys do some pretty strange things with theirs. Call them extreme penis sports enthusiasts. But of all the things (beside living creatures) that men want to put their dicks into, none excites the imagination quite like the vacuum cleaner. I mean, what guy hasn�t at least thought about what would happen if he stuck his hose down the hose and flicked the switch...
Busting Your Balls
(19 December 2005)
We�ve all seen the image in movies. A man or teenage boy is crouched over, knees slightly bent. He�s got a funny look on his face. He�s just been whacked in the nuts and it�s hilarious. But to anyone who�s ever experienced it, it�s the least funny thing imaginable. Only in an alternate dimension could it be considered �funny�. But show a movie audience a scene where some poor schlep gets a two by four between the legs and they�ll be splitting their sides...
Big Hands I Know You�re The One...
(12 December 2005)
Big nose - big hose. Big feet - big meat. For centuries, in fact, probably ever since men started wearing loincloths, interested parties have sought some kind of visible indicator that would reliably predict the size of a man's penis. Feet and hands have traditionally been the most popular gauges. I've heard women talk in breathless tones about the size of a man's hands...
Evolution And The Penis
(5 December 2005)
Of all the forces driving evolution, none is sharper than female sexual selection. If women prefer to have sex with men with large dicks then the genes for large penises should quickly spread through the population. Every man should be packing a whopper. So why aren't they?
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